Okay Now You Are Just Trying To Mess With Me…

10 Mar

From the Sun Online:

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

Read the rest here.  And for god’s sake tell me this doesn’t involve hot mufflers.  Ow.

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