Not Only Is It A Lame Movie, It Also Has Really Offensive Tie-Ins

16 May

While I was unaware of the Spiderman plot that included Mary-Jane quitting acting to take up a career as a scullery maid dressed in clothing from the Hustler collection, I do want to thank Marvel for reminding me of my place. Thanks Marvel. Could you guys come over and do some voting for me? And some thinking. That stuff is hard. Like math. And thinking. And umm science is hard. You know what else is hard? Do you big boy? I bet you do.

2 Responses to “Not Only Is It A Lame Movie, It Also Has Really Offensive Tie-Ins”

  1. z. May 16, 2007 at 2:40 pm #

    Naw. This is a joke, yes? You sculpted some clay to make pretend Spidey collectibles?

    Barf. Shove it, Marvel.

  2. bethshax May 16, 2007 at 5:11 pm #

    I did a bas relief of my body. The hair is fake tho.

    Marvel needs to be bitch slapped and I want us to be the bitches that do it.

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