Stop Murdering The Muppets You Fiends!

1 Mar


That is a Chacbraka Faux Fur Hammock.  Or what happens when Big Bird dies.  So creepy, so soft, so irresistably tacky.

I want one.

From the website: Slip out of that satin robe and into a silky furry hammock. Hang up, hang in, and tune out: that’s Chacabraka’s recipe for luxury lounging. Crafty thinking and sturdy crafting has resulted in hammocks that are both Sexy and Tough – nappers can remain blissfully relaxed while negotiating that difficult transition back to earth.

Constructed from an assortment of durable, high tech satin blends, each hammock consists of three panels which are triple stiched together with an Australian fold bringing new life to a design that was “traditional” over a thousand years ago.

Pockets on opposing ends (plus secret stash pocket) are hand embroidered with Tribal designs, and secured with zippers and Velcro for easy storage of your “chill-out” necessities.

Oh wait, I don’t get high enough for this thing.  Fuck.

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