Things I Need To Know From The SAG Awards

26 Jan

Why does Tina Fey hate her breasts so much?  Why does she put them in that horrible smushing breast thing?  I love her.  I love her breasts.  She should do the same.  Love them, Tina.  Love them.

Why isn’t Justin Kirk famous?  He should be seriously famous.  Hugely famous.  Crazy famous.

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Why can’t Christina Hendricks just rule fashion?

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What is up with the one shoulder dresses and how can I make it stop?  I really frigging hate the way it looks.

Part of it is I just don’t like Laura Linney enough.

Also, if you’re going to lose to someone, lose to Meryl Streep in yoga pants and a shrug she kept after being a bridesmaid in 1992, running through the audience like someone just told her she was the next contestant on The Price Is Right and then just rambling for 20 minutes.

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